*deletes all ur captions before reblogging post*

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babyferaligator:

WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

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greydelisle:

I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.

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sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

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seedy:

HOW DO PEOPLE EMAIL TEACHERS SO QUICKLY I SIT THERE FOR 1 HOUR TRYING TO WORK OUT WHETHER TO START OFF WITH HI OR HELLO 

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trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

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princeowl:

what the hell r u doing unfollowing me while im asleep that is disrespectful

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jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

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lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

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